My mom is on Facebook

So, I post pretty regularly to Twitter. Sometimes one-way messages meant to humor or entertain. Well, today, I sent my most responded to tweet in the history of all time.

“My mom just sent me a facebook friend request. Advice please.”

Was all it said.

Here are the responses. Names redacted.

• @thewhether Limited Profile!

• @thewhether the old people are all over facebook, your aunt will be right behind her so might as well suck it up and detag like a mo-fo

• @thewhether accept or die. (then limit your visibility)

• @thewhether REJECT

• @thewhether really??? Jajaja but know it’s missing her Twitter account!!!

• @thewhether I’m sure @[redacted] would say, “BLOCK!!!”

• @thewhether accept it, it’s no big deal

• @thewhether I actually unsubscribed to a family member’s emails. you know what to do chief #dotherightthing

• @thewhether Limited profile, and keep your more sordid updates to Twitter.

Hold on, I need to go and refriend my Dad now.